It appears that former President Barack Obama is mobilizing his refugee army for Mexico. Many fear that the move is to ready the army to make a first strike in the US before President Trump’s wall is constructed.

Hundreds of ships bound for Mexico departed from Yemen this morning, and initial reports are that they will make landfall in Cozumel, Mexico.

“We are ready for war”, one of the men said. “We just have to trust in our leader and our training at this point. The rest we will leave to the will of Allah.”

President Barack Obama has refused to make comment.

President Trump has installed a committee to conduct a formal investigation of the former president. FBI Director, James Comey, has already stated that the FBI has gathered “massive evidence” against Obama.



  1. Obama needs to be deported and a great place for that clown 🤡 to go would be anywhere other than the great ole US OF A!!! The more and more time that passes O Shithead should disappear from this country and hope that every and all shady deal that asshat made never comes to light… The man had way to many backdoor stuff along with his midnight arsenal of destruction that I would just rather he share a cell with Killary!!!

  2. Look at the bottom of the page, morons. Underground News Report is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within Undergroundnewsreport.com are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction. Undergroundnewsreport.com is not meant for individuals under the age of 18.

  3. All of you who believe this need to seek help, the government has programs for people with mental disabilities i would strongly recommend you all look in to that

  4. This explains why Obama never quit smoking and lied about it for all 8 years!

    It also explains why he took so many trips to Mexico (more then all other presidents combined)!

    I would like to see an article describing Obama’s relationship with Michael Jackson (another know pedofile). Obama admired Jackson because of Jackson’s expert use and advice on whitening or bleaching agents to make him look more white. Obama used them for all his years in the WhiteHouse (just look at pictures of Obama before he ran for president)!

  5. You have to keep this site up. Please don’t stop now. This is more important than you can imagine. If only FOX News were to come out and admit that they have been trolling Republicans this whole time, life would be complete.

    • This is a FAKE NEWS website! How can u all be so incredibly ignorant?
      But I agree that this is a fantastic website, hilarious and really entertaining, the comments are seriously funny as well… but the fact that they are not meant as satire make them more scary than funny.

  6. Hello, to all the stupid people who wrote these comments. I am an 8th grader and even i know this is fake. You have a room full of 8th graders laughing at how dumb you are. ITSSSSS FAKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t be so ignorant, look at the information you are reading and think to your self is this fake instead of believing what you want to be true and if you can’t do that i suggest that maybe you question your life choices and your mental stability.


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